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Sep 25

quote I was so full I actually felt TALLER

Sep 19

Title Optional

Good thing the title is optional my friends. It’s Monday and I don’t want to title anything. I just want the Hudson River to give me a breeze and drift away a little bit…

Sep 19
I was rocking out in Manhattan

I was rocking out in Manhattan

Sep 18

quote Some women are okay talking about poop. I like those chicks.

Sep 18

I don’t trust people who are too thin

It could be because I look like a walking Jewish Christmas ham, as a big fellow, I often don’t trust very thin people. Why don’t they like to eat the same gluttonous delicacies I enjoy and indulge? They want to live a healthier life, perhaps. I still take pause when a skinny person approaches me…. I am odd.

Sep 18
Don’t let the sun go down on me.

Don’t let the sun go down on me.

Sep 18

My company →

It’s awesome. Go see a Broadway show for cheap!

Sep 18

I don’t have to eat eggs as much as I do

Hello body of my first Tumblr. Nice to meet you. You seem simple, elegant, accessible. I think I like you. We’ll see how it goes. For now, I’ll poach an egg.

Sep 18
Sunny Sunday in Brooklyn

Sunny Sunday in Brooklyn