Title Optional
Good thing the title is optional my friends. It’s Monday and I don’t want to title anything. I just want the Hudson River to give me a breeze and drift away a little bit…
I don’t trust people who are too thin
It could be because I look like a walking Jewish Christmas ham, as a big fellow, I often don’t trust very thin people. Why don’t they like to eat the same gluttonous delicacies I enjoy and indulge? They want to live a healthier life, perhaps. I still take pause when a skinny person approaches me…. I am odd.
I don’t have to eat eggs as much as I do
Hello body of my first Tumblr. Nice to meet you. You seem simple, elegant, accessible. I think I like you. We’ll see how it goes. For now, I’ll poach an egg.


